Tuesday, July 12, 2005

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Once upon a time, in a tiny hut, there lived a little old man, whose name was Mr. Stone. He was a very poor man and, because of this, he had to work many long hours, hunched over his work-bench. Although everyone knew Mr. Stone as a simple shoemaker, he was, in fact, a deep thinker-----a philosopher. As he sat, night after night, mending shoes by the light of a dim candle, his mind wandered into far-away places. He pondered the mysteries of the world in general and of people in particular. In a word, he wondered what made people "tick." HOW DID PEOPLE GET ALONG WITH ONE ANOTHER. HOW SHOULD PEOPLE GET ALONG WITH ONE ANOTHER.....
One dark, moonless night, Mr. Stone was deeply engrossed in his work when he heard a knock at the door. He couldn't imagine who would be calling upon him at this late hour; nevertheless, he set aside his work and labored his way to the door. When he opened it, he saw a man whom he had never seen before, and he knew instinctively that he would never see him again. Mr. Stone invited the man into his hut and offered him the only chair he possessed. When they started talking, Mr. Stone realized that this was no ordinary man. This mysterious visitor knew everything about Mr. Stone; he even knew something nobody else knew---that Mr. Stone was a thinker. The man invited Mr. Stone to join him on an exciting journey. He told Mr. Stone that he would see interesting things during his trip, and that he would learn a great deal from it. Mr. Stone was very curious. He decided to join the man and see for himself what this was all about. He locked up his hut, and away they went.
It was still dark when, from afar, they saw a towering castle. As they approached it, Mr. Stone saw how magnificent it was. The marble pillars were beautifully engraved; they were decorated with gold and silver trimmings. The precious stones, which were embedded in the castle's walls, shone so brilliantly, they practically lit up the night.
The two men entered the castle. They walked through a long and narrow passageway until they reached a big, closed door. Mr. Stone looked at the man expectantly; the man opened the door and led Mr. Stone in. The room was huge. There was a large table in the center, with all kinds of tasty food set on it. It looked like a feast had been prepared for the many people who sat at the table. Mr. Stone noticed, however, that all the people sitting in the room were thin and emaciated; they looked like they hadn't eaten for days. If they were so starved, he thought, why don't they eat? He also wondered why they looked so glum and didn't even talk to each other. Then he looked at them a little closer. Their arms were unusually long; strangely, they were also unable to bend their arms at their elbows. As a result, they were able to spoon the food out of their platters, but they could not bring it to their mouths. This, thought Mr. Stone, was frightfully sad.
The man then showed Mr. Stone into another room which was strikingly similar to the one they had just left. There was, however, a difference----the people in this room were joyous and friendly, and were happily partaking of the delicious food which was before them. They too. Mr. Stone observed, had long and unbending arms. Despite this handicap, they ate. As Mr. Stone watched, he saw each person dish the food out of his plate and feed his neighbor with it. Nobody in the room was able to bend an arm; yet, they were all able to eat.
The man led Mr. Stone out of the room and out of the castle. They looked at each other for a brief moment, and then the man disappeared. Mr. Stone walked homeward----back to his hut, his work-bench, and deeper thoughts.
C'mon people now,
Smile on your brother
Ev'rybody get together
Try and love one another right now...........
~~~~~~~~~So, whaddayasay guys? Although we all kid around and fight things out, it's all in good humor, isn't it?

27 Comments:

At 1:18 PM, Blogger jsirpicco said...

yuck! Too mushy! (plus it's an old medresh or something....people use that all the time...)

I'm cyber touched, cyber tears in my cyrber eyes and all that...

MG - I dunno...we feel your pain...at least I do...

I doubt we'll all meet in real life, cuz, it would be too too weird. In real life I'm like this little guy (not wimp, as I'm a levi so watch out! I'll smash your town if I have too...and make you re-circumsize yourself!

I'm like this little guy and more or less litvishe normal somewhere out there....

And MG and Hoezen aren't even allowed to look at men in the street, cuz they've got these little blonde sheitels and those hats on top of them, with the 1960s pink stewardess outfits stockings, of course and white shoes (is that allowed) and they say, Mamash a lot and also Baruch Hashem...

And the little placid smile on their face says: Yes, but on my blog I'm a wild woman!!!!

What happens on the blog should stay on the blog, as they say...moving into real life is too weird....

 
At 1:40 PM, Blogger Margaritagirrl said...

jsirpicco,
You really think it's too "mushy? Should I edit it? Maybe I'm nuts, but I like to say what I feel, and lately with all the friction between Barbara and us "bad boys and girls" - it made me think.....
SHOLOM BAYIS BOX!!

 
At 1:46 PM, Blogger cynic said...

lets sit by a campfire and sing kumbiya

 
At 1:52 PM, Blogger Margaritagirrl said...

Cynic,
I'm wounded!! Feel like deleting the entire thing.........

 
At 2:01 PM, Blogger cynic said...

dont delete u write what u feel.i comment what i feel.
ps while we are sitting by the camp fire dont forget to pass the j

 
At 2:17 PM, Blogger thekvetcher said...

the first room was full of kitvaks that were afraid to eat because they didnt know whos hashgucha it was under the second room was a farbrangen of heimishe yidden who new how to party.
mr stone was the old guy in every shteeble who sits in the back with a shmek tabik pishka and the traveller was the besht.

 
At 2:32 PM, Blogger Hoezentragerin said...

MG, you forgot to mention the third room.
It was a room full of Satmare yidden and they were all eating golash and krompley.
There room was encased by a thick wall.
They couldn't look out, though others could look in.
This was their heaven, and the wall was erected so that they should keep on believing that only they are in heaven....

Caveat:
This is a joke.
If B from C or anyone else out there is Satmare, I'm sorry if this made you cry

 
At 2:32 PM, Blogger Margaritagirrl said...

cynic,
ref. the "J"....gotta call my pusher. valuable stuff was ruined this week, and stash is gone.

 
At 2:33 PM, Blogger Hoezentragerin said...

Jsirpicco,
I happen to be a bas Levi.
So if we're related, is it ok to be mushy?

 
At 2:35 PM, Blogger Margaritagirrl said...

I'm headed for the second room.
Third room I had enough of while I was growing up in Willi..

 
At 3:29 PM, Blogger jsirpicco said...

MG - for girls mushy is okay....boys have to say things like this, it makes us boys!

And Hoezen - I KNEW there was something about you...it's the burning righteous (hot) anger of the Levi! Yes!!!

Levis don't do mush. We do the Right thing!

 
At 3:48 PM, Blogger BARBARIANFROMCALIFORNIA said...

B FROM C WAS IN THE COURT YARD CONTEMPLATING IF THE YIDDEN WOULD LET HET INTO THE ROOM WITH THE FOOD AND IF THEY DID WOULD SHE OFFENDED THAT THEY DIDNT ASK HER TO SIT WITH THEM. NOT UNDERSTANDING IT WASNT BECAUSE SHE WAS A WOMAN BUT A FALTCHE BRIAH SATAN IN THE FORM OF A HUMAN.

HI HOEZ.

 
At 6:34 PM, Blogger jsirpicco said...

Wait...is this an attempt at good natured ribbing from B from C? Or now...just more bitter guilt-ridden projecting of who actually "hates" whom and all that.....

Baby, I know how your side thinks, cuz I grew up in it, okay? And the ones who do the "hating" or the so-called liberal, democratic Jews who are so wracked by 2 things that they can't thing straight.

1) They're wracked by the utter meaninglessness of their lives disconnected from a true connection to Hashem...and so they look for "causes," or affairs, or just read the NY Times and get angry to feel as if they really have meaning - Question: How many charity checks have you written in this month? How many people have come to your door asking for money, and you gave them a dollar or 5 or ten? or $36? Hmmmmmmm????

Because I can bet you all the money your Lexus SUV is worth that the people on this blog have EACH, personally, done that NUMEROUS times in the last 30 days...

So - you know, let's get real here. And yes, so you walked in the walk against Breast Cancer or whatever and gave to the Aids thing and Black kids in the Ghetto and the New Israel fund to help gays and palestinians in Israel....$250 each maybe...right?

And number 2) You're wracked by the guilt of not having a healthy curiosity about 'authentic' Torah and Shabbos and all that...and so you just get all in a snit about Jews who bother to give you a hard time for your ridiculousness....but YOU"RE the one with guilt to deal with, because, you know why?

Because you are a Jew. You have a Jewish neshomah (soul) and it's crying out for meaning, for greatness, for lasting pleasure, for a connection to Hashem...and all you can think about is when you had your last Orgasm!

Actually, now that I think of it...You're My MOTHER IN LAW???!!!!!

MOM!!!! How ARE You????? Gosh it's been a while...the kids are great...how's everything??????

 
At 6:47 PM, Blogger Margaritagirrl said...

jsirpicco,
good comeback to B from C !!

 
At 7:37 PM, Blogger fsgsf said...

MG- First of all this story is brought down in Mussar seforim. it is a great lesson!

Never edit or deletw what you write because someone says so!!!

Always write what you feel, even if some deem it mushy!

And what's wrong with "Mushy"?

And lastly, Yes we should all spread the love ( yes even you Kvetch) and be nice to one another even when we are arguing a point!

Old story, But very well written MG!!

Peace!

NJ from NJ

 
At 9:13 PM, Blogger Margaritagirrl said...

NormalJew,
Thanks for the comments. You're right! A friend of mine called me and told me the same thing. WRITE WHAT YOU FEEL! and I will continue to do that.

 
At 9:19 PM, Blogger jsirpicco said...

Yeah, MG...what's all this "almost caving in?" hmmm??? See, I think there's something deeper at work here...You gotta give yourself permission to live, girl!

How old are your kids?

 
At 9:39 PM, Blogger BARBARIANFROMCALIFORNIA said...

hello look closly at who i am, look again

 
At 10:46 PM, Blogger Judah said...

Barbarian from california- No one is interested in looking closer at who you are! People here realize you for who you are: a coward whose existence depends on badmouthing others. Your comments, remarks, and Blog name are reprehensible!!

GET A FUCKIN LIFE!!

 
At 12:10 AM, Blogger NeedsaBlowJob said...

yoow juda,
kiss ma ass

 
At 12:31 AM, Blogger jsirpicco said...

okay...so yeah, it says "barbarian from california" my bad, cuz I started the rant...okay, so he got us....who cares? My comment is still so funny you're all in stitches!

 
At 8:52 AM, Blogger BARBARIANFROMCALIFORNIA said...

JUDAH DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?

 
At 10:30 AM, Blogger Judah said...

AT LEAST MY MOTHER STILL KISSES ME! YOUR MOTHER DISOWNED YOU, AND WE ALL KNOW THAT!

 
At 3:42 PM, Blogger BARBARIANFROMCALIFORNIA said...

kiss me you girly mon

 
At 6:24 PM, Blogger Rebel said...

Margaritagirrl said...
Cynic,
I'm wounded!! Feel like deleting the entire thing.........

Never regret or delete something that other pepole did not like. What you wrote at that time was "your" feelings and how you felt at that time. so what if some pepole dont like it? thats "their" isuue.
Keep up the great work....Rebel

 
At 6:40 PM, Blogger Rebel said...

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At 6:45 PM, Blogger Rebel said...

This goes to show you how easy it can be to get along with each other if we only had the right frame of mind.......Rebel

 

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